Celebrities

The celebrity that I would want to be is Carrie Underwood. I would want to be her because she has amazing talent that has been undiscovered for so long. She is not like other singers who have people modifying the sound of her voice for a cd, she actually has real talent. Along with her amazing talent, she is very nice and drop dead gorgeous, so this is why I would want to be her.

The celebrity/ or celebrities in this case that I would like to fight is, The Jonas Brothers. They're so gay that even I could beat them up. I am definitely not a fan of them. They remind me of little boys inside teenage boy's bodies, which is why I still do not understand why girls my own age are in love with them. And their music is like listening to a repititive children's show, or a suicidal show because that's how I feel when I listen to their music. As Lawrence Burton would say "Even the Arizona Cardinals had a better performance than they did at the last superbowl." Ultimately, I would have a lot of fun fighting The Jonas Brothers.

Friends

Summer: cute!
Dance: shoes?
Summer: amazing.
Dance: small.
Summer: Beautiful clothes!
Dance: honestly?
Summer: love it!
Dance: so, party?
Summer: throughout the party...
Dance: FOOD!
Summer: but no boyfriend.
Dance: Fun!
Summer: love the purple shoes!
Dance: portraying the love?
Summer: No!
Dance: but ultimately, cute shoes
Summer: Party?
Dance: Okay!

My favourite possession

My favourite possession is my leopard belt. It is my favourite because it gets me out of sticky situations all the time. When I'm walking around in my jeans I really don't want to sit down and everyone sees a show of my underwear. Instead they will see my stylish leopard belt that is always there for me when I need it. For some reason I can never find a pair of pants that will stay up because of my unusually small body so having a belt to go with eveyr single pair of pants or shorts is very important to me. So this is my favourite possession because it serves it purpose veyr well and it looks good too. I get the best of both worlds in my favourite possession.

24 hours to live!

Okay, so I have twenty-four hours to live and there are a lot of things I need to get done before I die. First, I need to go eat as many big macs as I possibly can because hey, I'm dieing anyways so clogging my arteries is not really a problem anymore. After I am so full that I can barely move then I need to get all of my friends together for a huge "going away" party. As they are all arriving to my party I am out for a ten kilometer run working of that McDonald's. When I am finished running I will go straight back to my party. There will be at least 150 people there and they all better be having a lot of fun! Because, before I die I don't want people to be unhappy I want them to have the best times of their lives with me. If I had more time to live I would travel the world and try to see as much as I can but since I only have 24 hours then a big party for my last day of life sounds pretty good to me! And when I do die, I better not see anyone wearing black at my funeral or I will haunt them forever. I want every single person to be wearing something colorful because black is too depressing and my funeral will be known as a celebration of life.

The secret to life

Some of my secrets to life are:
- no stress
- eating healthy
- always have fun
- think positive
- don't think too far into the future
- work hard, play hard
- exercise regularly
- try your hardest in school/work
- treat everyone the way you want to be treated
- be respectful
- don't worry, be happy
- don't get mad about little things that don't matter
- be social/ outgoing
- try to meet new people
- get a "life's good" shirt
- be a good friend
- respect your parents/ elders

Autobiography Poem

Kelsey
loud, short, always happy, easily distracted
sibling of Colin and Jordyn
Lover of Zack and chocolate
Who fears centipedes
Who needs to get accepted into University
Who gives people the time of day where ever, whenever
Who would like to see Paris
Resident of Macintosh Drive
Boyer

High School?

When I think about highschool I think about that it is my last year and that all of my fours years at Orchard park are almost over my grade 12 year is definitely the hardest because this is the year that counts the most so this is when I have had to work the hardest and apparently I did not work hard enough because I received 60 percent in advanced functions and now I'm in nightschool at Sir John A Macdonald because apparently I'm dumb and now I have to suffer by going to this stupid school every monday and wednesday night from 6:00 until 9:30 and it is absoluteyl brutal but thank god i'm not the only person in this class and that other people form Orchard Park have to suffer along with me at nightschool and along with my brutal nightschool I have to deal with the homework from my four different classes at school and these four classes are not easy at all I have kinesiology writers craft data management and french so i basically have no life except school tihs semester and how could I forget my wonderful job at Kelsey's where they schedule me in for 5 shifts a week and the only reason I don't have alll seven days is because im in nightschool on the mondays and wednesdays so I really have no life because of school and work and as soon as this semester is over I will have a life because it will be summer time and I will be tanning outside and sleeping in every single day I can't wait it's only 3 more months of hell and then I will be free until september when I have to go to University well thats if I even get in because as I said before apparently I'm dumb and can't even get in to Brock university which leads to why I am working so hard right now So I really hope I get in to University even though it will definitely be a lot of work but I think my rant is over now to conclude high school for me is an overall very stressful environment.