Autobiography Poem

Kelsey
loud, short, always happy, easily distracted
sibling of Colin and Jordyn
Lover of Zack and chocolate
Who fears centipedes
Who needs to get accepted into University
Who gives people the time of day where ever, whenever
Who would like to see Paris
Resident of Macintosh Drive
Boyer

High School?

When I think about highschool I think about that it is my last year and that all of my fours years at Orchard park are almost over my grade 12 year is definitely the hardest because this is the year that counts the most so this is when I have had to work the hardest and apparently I did not work hard enough because I received 60 percent in advanced functions and now I'm in nightschool at Sir John A Macdonald because apparently I'm dumb and now I have to suffer by going to this stupid school every monday and wednesday night from 6:00 until 9:30 and it is absoluteyl brutal but thank god i'm not the only person in this class and that other people form Orchard Park have to suffer along with me at nightschool and along with my brutal nightschool I have to deal with the homework from my four different classes at school and these four classes are not easy at all I have kinesiology writers craft data management and french so i basically have no life except school tihs semester and how could I forget my wonderful job at Kelsey's where they schedule me in for 5 shifts a week and the only reason I don't have alll seven days is because im in nightschool on the mondays and wednesdays so I really have no life because of school and work and as soon as this semester is over I will have a life because it will be summer time and I will be tanning outside and sleeping in every single day I can't wait it's only 3 more months of hell and then I will be free until september when I have to go to University well thats if I even get in because as I said before apparently I'm dumb and can't even get in to Brock university which leads to why I am working so hard right now So I really hope I get in to University even though it will definitely be a lot of work but I think my rant is over now to conclude high school for me is an overall very stressful environment.

Party Anyone?

So I decided that I'm going to have the best party in the world. In order to make this party THE BEST i need to invite the best people, right?

So these are the ten people that I would definitely invite:

1) David Beckham- because he is sporty and would be a great time to play games with. And it just happens to be that he is extremely good looking.

2) Channing Tatum- Hottie.

3) Sidney Crosby- enough said.

4) My boyfriend- I guess I would have to invite my boyfriend to make sure I will behave with all these good looking boys around. And he is fun to have around too, it definitely wouldn't be a party without him!

5) Jordan Winger- he's just crazy, I couldn't not invite him

6) My twin uncles- you'd have to meet them to understand why I'm inviting them. The best word to describe them is hilarious.

I guess I should invite some girls, have the same ratio of girls and boys....

7) ellen degeneres- funniest woman alive

8) Megan Foxx- I guess I should invite some good looking girls for the good looking boys

9) Amber Bramer- I couldn't party without my partner in crime

10) Tanja Grubnic- It wouldn't be a party without Tanja. She is my other partner in crime.

This is definitely going to be the best party!

A curse or a gift?

If I knew how my future was going to turn out I would consider this a curse. I would think it is a curse because if I knew how my future was going to be before it actually happened then I would be trying to do things in order to satisy what I saw in the future instead of just doing what I want to do in life. Or if I did not like what I saw in my future I would do the opposite of what I am supposed to do even if that isn't what I want to do. I just think knowing how my future is going to be would be extremely confusing and would make me think too much about how my life is going to turn out. I would rather just live every day not knowing what is going to come next.

If I knew how I lived in a past life I would consider this a gift because I think it would be interesting knowing about my past life. For instance, what if I was a dog or a bird or a male human being instead of a female. I would be intrigued to know what it is like to be someone or something else. Knowing my past life is different form knowing my future because if I know about my past nothing is affected and I don't want to try to change anything. Since it already happened I cannot do anything to change it and it will have nothing to do with my future.

So, knowing my past and future can be a gift or a curse. It all depends on how you look at it.