What I would not want to be

If I was an inanimate object I would definitely not want to be a floor, especially the floors of Orchard Park. I would not want to be a floor simply because I do not want to be walked all over. The floors of Orchard Park are extremely dirty and people throw food on them and sit on them and I would not want this to be done to me. Also, people jump on top of and vacuum floors. CAN YOU IMAGINE A RUNNING VACUUM ON TOP OF YOU? I would be so scared. Therefore, this is why I would not want to be a floor.